i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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