so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Boobs are out for the taking
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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