Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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