My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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