do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My day in three words: secret purse cake
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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