is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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