Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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