the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
organizing the empties. That sober.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Randomize
