You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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