shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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