toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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