if i can run in heels then i can drive
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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