is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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