He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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