She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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