she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
