This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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