He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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