Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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