Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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