i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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