I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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