Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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