yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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