Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to stick my p in your. b.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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