gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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