You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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