YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
