why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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