So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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