I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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