Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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