fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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