i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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