am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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