you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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