i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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