I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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