just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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