I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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