I am puke
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Alive.
So much puke
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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