And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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