i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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