I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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