CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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