Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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