Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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