So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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