And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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