Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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