Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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