Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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