lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think my vagina is haunted
You smell like stripper and shame
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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