Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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