We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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